Stranger in the night

When you masturbate with your non-dominant hand and it feels like someone else is doing

I got tendinitis in my dominant hand so now i have to do "stranger in the night" it feels like someone else is doing it... but it also feels like I'm doing it to someone else.

by mufasasabitch February 4, 2018

hello stranger

When someone sits on there hand till it’s numb then masturbates.

I was lonely till I worked out my problems with a hello stranger.

by Salty capt. February 27, 2019

supreme victory perfect mega stranger

An advanced form of the mega stranger. In the case of the ultra-rare Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger, the guy gains approval for a tug job using his recently-numbed hand from the very first girl he approaches, while also successfully reciting the Time Limit Clause.

~ for a detailed example of a "supreme victory perfect mega stranger", see example provided in mega stranger entry~

by cassuduh March 2, 2009

stagger

A stupid pussy boy backstabber

Can be used as -

Staggin (Pussy boy backstabbing)

Stagged ( Pussy boy backstabbed)

Person 1: Awwe man how'd you lose?

Person 2: That kid is a fucking stagger, he shot me in my back!

by Dr.HoodPurpDrankSlapYoBtchSill August 21, 2016

Friendly Stranger

When a man sits on his arm until he can't feel it and then jerks himself off with that hand so it feels like someone else is jerking him off.

I recommend doing the "friendly stranger" when masterbaiting.

by sombooty sleep October 2, 2011

Friendly Stranger

Basically the same thing as a normal stranger only instead of giving yourself a handjob, you stick your finger(s) into your butt hole.

Johnny got bored with strangers so he turned to the friendly stranger.

by (*) March 4, 2009

stranger hoes

random bitches one seeks when trying to get one's D' wet

Guy #1: I want to get my D' wet
Guy #2: You got to go get some stranger hoes

by Expert Ho Getter June 12, 2011