Carolina squat

The act of an individual who is intoxicated squats down in their neighbors front lawn and defecates

Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn

by Chemosabi October 25, 2022

Goblin Squat

A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.

I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now

No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!

by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023

Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.

I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.

by Tant Lover November 16, 2006

Carolina Squat

When the front of a Truck/Suv is lifted higher than the rear. No purpose for towing, off-roading , etc. Your girlfriend likes it

That dude with the Carolina Squat just stole my girlfriend

by BWA_RonnieJohnson June 30, 2016

cum squat

a large spot of cum on one's blue ae tank.

a taquito dick dropping.

yo shayna what's on your shirt? oh that's just cum squat. no biggie......

by emmmmmmmm August 29, 2007

pop a squat

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!

by Walker Watson July 21, 2006

suicide squat

A squat so heavy that a person at least injures themselves. If done successfully the injury can even be terminal.

Did you hear that John made a suicide squat? I hope he survives.

by Agiz August 24, 2016