Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021

Spunk bubble

A word to define a person that is annoying you

Shut Hope you Spunk Bubble

by Spunk Bubble 123 February 23, 2021

spunk

Pippi Longstocking invented this word.

"I came up with a new word... SPUNK!!" --Pippi Longstocking

by Maskinen January 27, 2017

Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.

There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.

by Shits Spunk October 8, 2018

Spunk Vampire

A term used to describe a woman who's a bit of a slag and rather fond of man juice.

She's a dirty Spunk Vampire.

by King Monkey UK October 9, 2008

Spunk Trunk

Any rear-end (butt, ass, or man hole, etc.) that has been fucked and ejaculated in. Fucked and filled.

After much thrusting and half of a bottle of lube I blew my nut in his spunk trunk.

by PHLbtfckBROS November 27, 2017