spider-rat

"Looks like a rat but's got a face just like a spider," will bite people, and leaves a stinger as long as a man's finger; they often haunt the dreams of cowboys. Gunsmoke Season 5 Episode 7

You ever seen a spider-rat?

by globs March 14, 2016

Spider-Man

A perfect superhero that would be ashamed of all the sexual definitions of his name. Also he doesn’t feel so good in infinity war.

Spider-man would be disappointed in all of the sexual web slingers.

by Flame21 May 5, 2019

Spider Shit

The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.

After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.

by Deadrablade September 20, 2014

spider bump

A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.

Hey man could i get a spider bump of that fire ass shit you just got.

by raginramborondo December 23, 2012

Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.

Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.

by e0a8198 February 21, 2010

spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance

ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts

by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006

gouch spider

Another ravenous beast constantly hiding for the grundle monkey. Favorite hiding place is the grundle and/or gouch. Can be used as a deregatory adjective.

You are such a gouch spider!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004