Alabama Slammer

(Noun) A slam poet or other spoken-word performer native to the state of Alabama.

The open mic was going slowly until an Alabama slammer showed up and spat the tightest rhymes this side of the Mason-Dixon line.

by Heavy Pootis Guy April 7, 2015

Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

slamboree

An uncanny degree of slamming. Also synonymous with word"slaughter-fuck"./word

Bitch, you'd better step back, 'lest I slamboree your face in!

by Ruds October 15, 2002

slamdoll

A doll thats been hit very hard in every way and form you can imagine.

Did you see those nasty boys spitting on that poor little slamdoll.

by sam21139 October 27, 2007

Slamboar

Tipically in del val once again. A slamboar is a more evolved version of a slampig but of course more of a slut and has been well around town. The next and final status of a slut is a slamsqueel comming soon.

Dude this slut right here, is a well known slamboar.

by Elnoo! Aka neezy January 20, 2009

slambox

a 'box' made for slamming; similar to a slampiece

erin isn't much of a date but she is a total slambox

by HoosierFuckBuddy September 26, 2010

Slammished

When you're extremely hungry and extremely tired

When you arrive in your home and someone ask you:
How it's going?
You say:
I'm slammished (So, you'll eat something and after that sleep)

by Brazilian1 January 12, 2012