shisting

Fisting an orifice while simultaneously being shat and pissed upon"

Chris: Hey Rachel
Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex?
Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting.
Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day.
Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.

by encyclopedia of sex October 7, 2005

Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.

"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"

by Broke-ass Sexual Chocolate May 17, 2006

shatting

used to describe shit-talking with your mates on chat services such as Skype or MSN Messenger.

I was shatting with Anthony the other day on Messenger and giving him banter about his shaved balls.

by Wordsmith1 November 20, 2007

Shitling

A shitling is a term used when defining a dirty orphan on the side of the road. (Be careful not to mistake for naturally brown orphans of the Indian and African American race.) It is also the proper word for babies born from infertile.

I saw a shitling on the side of the road the other day, it was so cute.

by Narnaoooo February 26, 2011

shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say

1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples

by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

shexting

Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.

Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"

Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."

Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

shexting

the art of texting whilst taking a shit

SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.

Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?

Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.

by peter sutcliffes lovechild July 22, 2011