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knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)
I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts
by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021
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Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.
Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023
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Shining the cue ball

To cum on a bald man’s head
Person 1: Dude have you seen how good the skin on Brian’s bald head is?!

Person 2: Yeah I have, his boyfriend must be shining the cue ball
by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025
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knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold
i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum
by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018
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Shine

Shine is literally the most handsome guy I have ever met. He is funny and really respectful and kind, he makes me feel so safe. The loving gestures and the way he treats you will be so unforgettable, his awkward and hyped up moments.
“Do you know a shine?”

Nah.”

GET A LIFE!”
by lckfjsioapwperjhrja May 27, 2022
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dirty shine

When you cum in someones asshole and proceed to lick your own cum out of their asshole.
My boyfriend did the dirty shine last night on my dads couch.
by Mama noms May 6, 2023
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