a strange epidemic when all of your friends shart (fart and accidentally shit themselves) much more than normal over a given period of time
matt tim scott bill and steve all sharted themselves multiple times over the last two weeks, sounds like a mysterious case of shart flu
by turtmgurt August 26, 2009
Get the shart flu mug.1. When living with multiple roommates in an apartment or house with one bathroom for everyone and all of the roommates have eaten fast-food. A shart-storm is the moment 20 minutes after food consumption when all occupants rush to the bathroom to take a shit and/or pee out their butt-holes.
2. Any hectic situation involving shitting.
2. Any hectic situation involving shitting.
1. Croix: This Taco Bell is really good.
Cranston: Yeah it's too bad that all four of us are eating it, this place is gonna be a category 4 "Shart- Storm" in about 20 minutes.
Croix: I hear that, I already feel as though I might pee out of my butt.
Cranston: Yeah it's too bad that all four of us are eating it, this place is gonna be a category 4 "Shart- Storm" in about 20 minutes.
Croix: I hear that, I already feel as though I might pee out of my butt.
by St.Croix4Life February 9, 2010
Get the Shart- Storm mug.To succeed, overcome, or conquer any given task in life such as a test, a plane landing, or shooting a Somali pirate in the head. Also can be used when winning the lottery or getting a job.
by snack22 June 4, 2009
Get the shart perseverance mug.A pussyshart is a disgusting, more violent version of a common "pussyfart" experienced only by the most sick members of society. A pussyshart is an expulsion of trapped air and shit from within a woman's poonani flaps. "How the fuck did the shit get in there?!" you may be asking yourself, please see - space docking.
"Yo, how much to let that hot girl over there pussy shart in your mouth?"
"Shiiit, you're fucked up man, that's just sick..." *runs away crying*
"Shiiit, you're fucked up man, that's just sick..." *runs away crying*
by CheeseyDickFart May 11, 2009
Get the Pussy shart mug.one who washes or rinses their throat or mouth with a "shart" that is kept in motion by a steady stream of air from the lungs to the mouth.
by thefuckingman1234 July 22, 2009
Get the Shart Gargler mug.A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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by King Jafee February 29, 2008
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