scruter

a person who provokes the act of squishing onto themselves

or a person whom one may find incredibly squishy.

Issy is such a scruter! i just want to squash her cheeks!

by Hassiba Elissa August 22, 2007

Scoutres

high ranking of unbelievable skill using a scout >( a low accurate sniper rifle used in css counterstrike >steam<)< . pronounced (scout-ree-us) not (scoutriss).

only true skilled players are ranked in that skill, >me<

Scoutres|juggernuat < know the name well

dude! that guy is ranked scoutres! 20 kill rampage! wtf that guy is hacking i bet!

by Scoutres|Juggernuat March 22, 2008

Scooter's

A Bomb-Ass Coffeehouse that Jacque Josh and Courtney OWN! Also see Love Shack and yummy

Dude we gosta head down to scooter's for some crazy partaying!

by Coffeemastas September 25, 2008

Scootertard

A person who tries to enter the motorcycle culture while riding a scooter.

Did you see that idiot park his scooter next to Bob's Harley? He is such a scootertard.

by pfudd August 14, 2009

scooterbagel

a half vegetable, half fruit, twisted, portable bagel

THOMAS Scooterbagels

by Scooterbagel Originator May 19, 2010

Snouter

Slang term for a cigarette.

The stress is killing me, i'm gonna nip outside for a snouter.

by KeithMiller June 10, 2010

Scooter Puter

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.

My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.

by Goyoza June 24, 2010