Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.

Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.

by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020

satanic pancake

A pancake with demon semen used as syrup.

You take your pancakes with maple syrup?

No, I like satanic pancakes.

by Phil Minx January 17, 2018

Satan Awful

Something really horrible, unpleasant or abominable.

I had woken up from nightmares of that Satan Awful Scary Maze game.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 16, 2022

Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead

Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading

by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021

Satanic Verse

Started by the blog Who Rattled Your Cage (whorattledyourcage.blogspot.com), 'Satanic Verse' is Scottish rhyming slang for 'erse' (arse or behind). The blogger thought it would be funny to turn a literary controversy into cheeky rhyming slang.

"Stick that right up yer Satanic Verse."

by Scotsmanic69 January 22, 2023

Satan Goat

A goat that looks like Satan
it's scary as fuck, but cute
Who wouldn't want a fucking satan goat?

"Gurlll look at that Satan goat"
" I want a Satan Goat"

by Welcome ToWonderland May 3, 2015

Satan Dust

Satan dust is a sparkly substance that is generally liked by children, people making cheesy Valentine's Day cards, and teenagers trying to annoy each other(which works because of the power of Satan). Another name for Satan Dust is glitter.

"Get that freaking Satan Dust away from me."
"You put Satan Dust in my hair!"

by Satan'sLittleHelpers November 16, 2018