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Jesus Sand

The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.

It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".

Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".

Person 2: "
by Tod1232 June 27, 2015
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sand roller

Simply put, a girl who wears excessive amounts of make-up almost as if she "rolls" in it every day. Usually a simple-minded prep.
"Man dat girl sexy, want me summa dat, OMNOMNOM."
"Nah, she's just a sand roller. Look how much make-up that prep has on."
by NHS Sucks August 5, 2012
mugGet the sand rollermug.

Sand Friend

See Sand Nigger - for use in front of other people.
by No Salad December 31, 2020
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Sloppy Sands

A sloppy sands is the more aggressive version of a wet willy. It’s when you spit in your hand and run it down another persons butt crack like a debit card.
My sister got mad at me and gave me a sloppy sands. Now my butt crack is wet.
by iBuyGamerGirlPee February 22, 2019
mugGet the Sloppy Sandsmug.

sanding pinocchio

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.
by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008
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sand matters

The moment you realize your life matters; if you think of your life as an hourglass, then the sand is your past, present, and future. The only time you have is right now, the only life you have is right now. Sand matters means awakening to the realization that the only grains that matter are falling through right now.
It's time your sand matters. Your life, your time, your sand matters.
by windysister June 16, 2009
mugGet the sand mattersmug.

sand shark

after busting during intercourse, rubbing your penis in sand and pushing it back into the girls pussy
by Jack----- May 13, 2005
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