The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
Person 2: "
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
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by Tod1232 June 27, 2015
Get the Jesus Sandmug. by RippinAss62 July 20, 2021
Get the Sand Lobstermug. The act of an elderly man who hasn't ejaculated in 10+ years raining dusty cob web infested sperm on the face of a barely legal woman.
Omg I watched my bitches video of her sugar daddy sand blastin the fuck outta her. Shit was hot AF 😍💦
by Punnymuthalikr December 31, 2016
Get the sand blastinmug. A rat that blends into the sand and runs around. Explains many sand mysteries. You must feed them or they will get you.
by Rat educator June 29, 2021
Get the Sand ratsmug. The moment you realize your life matters; if you think of your life as an hourglass, then the sand is your past, present, and future. The only time you have is right now, the only life you have is right now. Sand matters means awakening to the realization that the only grains that matter are falling through right now.
by windysister June 16, 2009
Get the sand mattersmug. A sloppy sands is the more aggressive version of a wet willy. It’s when you spit in your hand and run it down another persons butt crack like a debit card.
by iBuyGamerGirlPee February 22, 2019
Get the Sloppy Sandsmug. after busting during intercourse, rubbing your penis in sand and pushing it back into the girls pussy
by Jack----- May 13, 2005
Get the sand sharkmug.