Dick sand

An undeniably hot guy who’s dick sucks you in easily if you get to close and sucks in anything near or around him with his charm.
a bad or dangerous situation from which it is hard to escape.

"Jessica found her self sinking fast in dick sand after meeting Jeff .”

by Morganna A.J February 5, 2019

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Sand Lobster

An insult that doesn't really mean anything, but you still hate being called it.

"Shut the fuck up you sand lobster."

"Mm. I like it."

"I don't like sand..."

"Yeah dude."

by RippinAss62 July 20, 2021

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sand blastin

The act of an elderly man who hasn't ejaculated in 10+ years raining dusty cob web infested sperm on the face of a barely legal woman.

Omg I watched my bitches video of her sugar daddy sand blastin the fuck outta her. Shit was hot AF 😍💦

by Punnymuthalikr December 31, 2016

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sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

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Sloppy Sands

A sloppy sands is the more aggressive version of a wet willy. It’s when you spit in your hand and run it down another persons butt crack like a debit card.

My sister got mad at me and gave me a sloppy sands. Now my butt crack is wet.

by iBuyGamerGirlPee February 22, 2019

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The moment you realize your life matters; if you think of your life as an hourglass, then the sand is your past, present, and future. The only time you have is right now, the only life you have is right now. Sand matters means awakening to the realization that the only grains that matter are falling through right now.

It's time your sand matters. Your life, your time, your sand matters.

by windysister June 16, 2009

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