rowan salter

rowan salter is a funny kind sometimes weird(but i love him anyway) boy who is friends with everyone but loves his girlfriend and all ways has time for her

Girl 1: Rowan Salter is so kind and amazing
boy 1: i know hes a great friend

by Rowans girlfriend March 11, 2019

The Salted Macadamia

When you're on a first date and decide to go to a gelato shop and the guy asks for salted Macadamia. It implies that they enjoy the sexual act of Pegging.

Hi sir what gelato would you like? I'll have the salted macadamia! (girl) "wow that's bold."

by Foxydemon11 October 12, 2020

ellie salter

A specky little gremlin who sit inside all day and eats dominos and nonces on year 8’s

oi ellie salter u specky nonce

by BigDong7 November 5, 2020

George Salter Academy

Year 7 zooming to lessons with like there’s no tommorow smelling liek absolute dog shit school food finna give me corona 20 and lung disease the vape smell in the bathroom gonna be making me do seizures for a good 70 years.don’t even get me started in the pe haul the smell is contagious gonna make my grandma fly back to the earth and make the dogs meow smells like absolute sweat I beg someone do something bout it

“George salter academy” Walky talky fuckung centre

by Jdjsjdjwjdjjef August 26, 2021

Colasante Salutation

Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.

The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.

Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<

Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<

by Die Fledermaus September 26, 2022

Similar Style Salutations

Simililar Style Salutations - When you see someone wearing the same attire and you give them a compliment about it. This friendly confrontation usually resolves in both subjects in good spirits.

Guy wearing American Apparel sweater - "Nice sweater"
Responsive Fellow (wearing same sweater) - "Why thank you- Oh my it appears we both have the same sweater! What a jubilant cooinkydink! Similar Style Salutations to your choice of garment too!"

by Keeroonf March 24, 2009

Salter College

A pathetic "junior college" in West Boylston, Massachusetts. Used to be called Salter School and was once located in the city of Worcester, but moved to a new campus and was renamed a College in 2007.

They offer two year courses in trades like Culinary Arts and Massage Therapy. A Certificate is what the majority of students get, but Associates Degrees can be achieved.

The school is not highly praised, as the majority of students are from the underbelly of society. High school drop outs, druggies, and people who just don't care are the norm. The school doesn't care much either, except about getting your money.

The Salter College is like "paying" to go to high school again. A total rip off and neither the college or students give a shit. Read the reviews online, and you'll see. Never go there.

by Metalhead83 October 12, 2011