When one places ones balls AND cock upon another less fortunate individuals forehead and proceeds to photograph the incident, hence giving the appearance that the chosen individual is wearing the aformentioned head decoration.
I'm going to sneak into the white house and personally deliver a roman battle helmet right upon the forehead of our unusually sensual vice president.
by bigballsballinballroomandcouch July 27, 2010

When one guy; or multiple men insert their testicles in a woman's vagina. Much like the balls in the tube in a roman candle
by Hachet420 July 2, 2011

when u put ur balls on someones forehead and run ur dick down the bridge of their nose and they wear u like a helmet
by chummy(your moms lover) April 15, 2003

When your girl sits on your dick while another man is liking your balls then your girl yells la chancla. So then you sniff her ass.
by Cat Davis September 2, 2021

The opposite of "plating." To wear Roman goggles is to go through life not willing to see people's shit.
Some of the people who come into the ER are so dysfunctional, I have to wear Roman goggles just to stitch them up.
by SootyUnicorn December 8, 2013

A woman who performs annilingus on another man with a plastic baggie as an oral dam. The man takes a massive/explosive dump and ruptures the baggie/oral dam.
1) While Shanikwa was eating my ass I purposely gave her a ROMAN TRENCH COAT
2) I always knew I did not care for Marissa and was only using her for sex given how promiscuous she was. However I felt bad when she was performing annilingus on me and I accidentally gave her a ROMAN TRENCH COAT. I guess I should not have had that big Mexican Dinner!!
2) I always knew I did not care for Marissa and was only using her for sex given how promiscuous she was. However I felt bad when she was performing annilingus on me and I accidentally gave her a ROMAN TRENCH COAT. I guess I should not have had that big Mexican Dinner!!
by Kingofblumpkins June 30, 2007

by gotgodalot January 17, 2009
