ss rita

syrup squirter rita

watch out ss rita is coming

by geckogal January 10, 2010

african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face

I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up

by eatyouout May 21, 2011

Herb Ritual

Where the person eats an Herb, and is now an Herb Brother/Herb Sister.

Herb Brother: I partook in the Herb Ritual.

by herb_brother4 August 24, 2016

Aztec Ritual

When a man is banging a chick on her period, and a blood clot comes out. So he coats his fingers in the blood and uses it was war paint beneath his eyes.

John: Yooo, did you end up banging Liz last night?
Tim: Yea man, she was on her period so I performed an Aztec Ritual.

by Makeitnasty639 January 14, 2017

Senior rita

When you speak that spanish, and see a hot chick. You say to ur bros "look at that hot senior rita"

"look at that hot senior rita, over there"

by Slax January 26, 2017

Mr.Riva

Mr. Riva is the thickkkkkest person you'll ever meet he is sometimes mean but mostly nice and very Thick. Mr.Riva should grow some hair and eat more so you can become thicker he's the cutest person you'll ever meet and the hottest. If you have a Mr.Riva in your life you should take care of him really well because he's special and special. If you have a Mr.Riva please take care of him because you'll never want to leave him because he's really Thick.

Woah look at him wearing those shorts he's such a Mr.Riva

by Goldfish387 October 25, 2019

Rescue Rita

Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.

The entire county suffered because of one crazy Rescue Rita

by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020