Infinity War Depression

That Depressing Feeling You Get After Watching 'The Avengers: Infinity War'. Mainly Because Of The Ending.

Toby: I Saw Infinity War Last Night.
Eric: Oh Cool, How'd You Like It?
Toby: It Was Cool, But Now I Have 'Infinity War Depression'

by Tsukinae June 9, 2018

postpartying depression

A condition that occurs in people who have been partying heavily for a continuous period of time and come to a sudden cease of this activity. Often accompanied by symptoms of fatigue, insomnia, crying episodes, irritability and a general sense of hopelessness, due to psychological adjustments to regular everyday life.

- Why are you so mopy today? - why, I miss partying man! I think I got postpartying depression! Everything's back to "normal" now; shit, I hate it! I ain't ready dude! and my next party's till I don't know when. I don't know what I'm gonna do ...

by Cybercass December 26, 2009

Donald Trump Depression

The immense feeling of sadness and defeat, when you realize that nearly half of our country is insane and that a lot of your friends, family, and loved ones support Donald Trump and are part of the demise of our once great nation.

Jacob suffered from a terrible case of Donald Trump Depression after celebrating Christmas with the in-laws. He's been drinking in his basement and listening to 80's love songs for weeks since the incident.

After realizing her boss was a Trump supporter, Debbie slit her wrists due to a violent case of Donald Trump Depression. She couldn't take the fact that her workplace was run by a racist psycho.

by thetolan87 March 27, 2016

Double-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.

"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"

by arransc April 13, 2013

post fartum depression

The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.

I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

The Pretty Good Depression

The current economic downturn, which is declining quickly toward a depression. No breadlines yet, like in the *Great* Depression, but still, it is significant - let's say *Pretty Good*

(In the year 2020)

Joe History Teacher: The Pretty Good Depression started in late 2007 as wild speculation in the housing markets fueled by artificially suppressed and lax credit came to a crash, lasting until through 2011. Unemployment didn't reach Great Depression levels but did peak at over 15% in the United States.

by Fraggle Rockstar March 26, 2009

Immaculate Regression

To miraculously become a virgin again.

Betty is getting married again and she's wearing a white dress. She must have had an immaculate regression.

by CraigTricamo January 26, 2011