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kite runner

1) A book by Kahled Hosseini about a man who confronts his past.
2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.
3) A verbal threat of violence
1) "The Kite Runners a good book but I found it to be rather Predictable"
2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."
3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"
by Lucitanas August 9, 2007
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Runner

1. Noun: A skinny white guy who runs a lot. Typically a member of his high school's cross country team.

2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.

3. Carter Osborne*

*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.
1. David: Did you hear about that runner who was fastest in the state at the 400?

Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.

2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.
by Captain Romance April 26, 2010
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park ranger

A term used (most often by raid leaders or elitist douchebags) to describe someone in your raid that often gives their input where it is not appropriate or not necessary. When someone in a non raid-leadership role attempts to lead your raid and temporarily takes over the position of a raid leader by doing something that a raid leader would typically do, and subsequently appears to be an ass or douche because of it, that person has become a "park ranger".
Raid Leader says: Twilight Slic....
Raid Member A interrupts: TWILIGHT SLICER INCOMING!!!!

Elitist Raid Member whispers to Raid Member B: wow, did you see Raid Member A interrupt our raid leader!? What a fucking park ranger!
by Scrowtuss May 4, 2011
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ass hole ranger

Someone that explores the ass hole, kind of like how Chuck Norris, the Walker Texas Ranger, explored the west.
Ricky, you are such an ass hole ranger! Maybe you should spend less time around the ass hole and more time around the pussy.
by MAKAVELI x87x May 18, 2007
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Ranger-cooker

The Blackhawk helicopter, aka Crash-hawk, as it relates to that chopper's propensity to crash or have a "hard-landing" for no particular reason, and then summarily catch fire and/or explode so as the helicopter's occupants, usually hapless army light-infantrymen, are burned and roasted into crisy-critters.
"Another Ranger-cooker went down outside BIAP yesterday:
One-team of Rangers trapped-inside,
One-team of Rangers kentucky-fried."
by goodcop8 January 8, 2007
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ranker

A gang member who denies being in his gang when a rival gang hits him up.
Rankers get taxed.
by Chowda! January 29, 2015
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rectal ranger

A person usually male who likes to have fun via other mens anal passage. inserting himself into the rear, therefore making him a rectal ranger. Sometimes used as an insult to a straight guy, another word for gay or queer.
"Shut the fuck up Eddie you're such a rectal ranger.
by Eamer December 8, 2004
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