stalker rage

The way some stalkers react when the girl isn't interested - they may unleash their frustrations through self-injury, screaming, throwing or breaking things, tantrums, violent masturbation, and other anti-social behavior.

"I just saw Mitch hitting himself in the balls, he must have some stalker rage"

Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!

by Selo April 4, 2010

Text Rage

when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.

Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.

by buggerritt October 25, 2012

Pedestrian rage

The swelling anger you feel when you're trying to shop in a hurry and that stupid biotch and her six kids are slowly meandering down the aisle and won't get the fuck out of your way. This feeling is further exacerbated during the holidays.

Damn I caught a serious case of pedestrian rage when I was trying to pick up my Valium at the Walmart pharmacy during my lunch hour and Miss Piggy and her piglets were blocking the whole snack aisle. I asked that bitch to move twice!

by MissPeeps70 December 4, 2017

down to rage

Willing to party harder than most people.

Guy 1: "Want to get fucked up, set animals loose, throw people in trees, set fire to everything we see, rape bitches in the streets, and commit acts of genocide?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm for sure down to rage."

by Hmmyez June 25, 2010

rage squit

If youre Rage Squitting at a game you don't Quit the Game but intstead shut the Console Off.
The "s" comes from the Squids in Splatoon in which the only Way of Quittung in the Game is to shut Off the WiiU.

Defeat the turf or I'll rage squit fucking squid kids.

by Krassfoor October 8, 2015

Rage Growl

Usually used in online video games when a player either gets killed, shot in the back, or cannot beat someone's score etc. The player yells in rage. This can be confused with rage quit but in rage growl, the player keeps on playing without quitting, but every time he/she gets mad, they yell in rage really loud such as "UGH!!!", "GRRRR", "AHHH". This can also be followed by phrases such as "Oh my God", "I hate this game", "I'm going to sell this game" etc.

*guy1 gets shot in the back*

Guy1: (Rage Growl --->) Ahhhhh!!!! I hate this game!

Guy2: Dude, calm down.

by Whoareyou101 November 18, 2011

Whiskey Rage

When you have decided to get drunk by enjoying only Whiskey, you have no comeback from this inevidable rage.

The content of any Whiskey will make you see red of rage and you will start picking fights with everyone or anything (sofas for example).

You often find yourself obliviously angry at people sleeping on your sofas and destroy their beautysleep with a 9 iron you find in your room.

Kiefer Sutherland got drunk enjoying only Whiskey and suddenly he found himself fighting in rage naked with a nice big lobbyplant in the hotel he was visiting.

"Yesterday Jone got the Whiskey Rage, shit i was scared! He beat the shit out of the sofa and destroying hes 9 iron, sick dude."

by General K4ri December 19, 2009