puerto rican men

A man from puerto rico who is married, yet acts single outside of his household and has multiple girlfriends (with whom he may even have children with). Puerto rican men are largely, in-part, misogynistic with a twinge of narcissism which makes them believe they’re entitled to do whatever they want, as long as they provide for their family. Culturally, it’s how Latino men are raised and so the cycle continues.

Friend: “You’re dating HIM? Be careful, Puerto Rican men are known to cheat and I’d hate for you to get hurt”.

by prestigeww35 February 19, 2024

puerto rican blumpkin

when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match

me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin

by Farcical April 21, 2024

Puerto Montt

A city in the south of Chile that is famously know for having the ugliest statue known to man ("Los Enamorados")

Puerto Mooooooooooooooontt me aleje de ti sin saber por que? - Puerto Montt theme song, Los iracundos 1968

by Cheelams June 5, 2024

Puerto Rican Love Button

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button

Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.

by Bartender poet June 10, 2024

Puerto Rican A-Frame

When a man bends at the waist and places his palms on the ground. Normally done in front of another man. This is most commonly done in Jail.

He never bends his knees when he goes to pick things up. He does the Puerto Rican A-Frame!!

by Jim Neighbors December 9, 2024

Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.

Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024

Puerto Rican slime muncher

Where are man makes slime inside of a woman's asscrack and makes her shit it out into his mouth

Where is tim.
Oh he's getting a Puerto Rican slime muncher

by Urban homeless man March 13, 2026