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upward social and professional trajectory

a toolish explanation for one's transition out of utter social anonymity and unemployment.
i went to my first party and i got an internship! i am on an upward social and professional trajectory!
by qwerty298 July 14, 2011
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The Lazy Professor

The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"

"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014
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Mind yo profanity

A mind yo profanity is good for people who don't mind their profanity but minds it at the same time.
Sam! Mind yo profanity! You are such a shithead
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by The boy that is a boy March 9, 2018
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fluid power professional

A person who receives in a bukkake and is later compensated for there services
We should hire that fluid power professional we had at the last bukkake
by Dairydaddy June 18, 2022
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cold in my professions, warm in my friendships

a letter that alexander hamilton wrote to john laurens in april 1779. the ultimate lams letter (laurens x hamilton)

hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate
person 1: omg lams is so cute
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: “cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says “you should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.
by YourEverydayDemiKid October 2, 2022
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Ty Gibbs (Professional stock-car driver)

Ty Gibbs is a professional stock-car driver piloting the #54 entry for Joe Gibbs Racing. Ty Gibbs is the grandson of Joe Gibbs, and the son of Coy Gibbs. Ty Gibbs won the 2022 NASCAR XFINITY Series Championship, and also has some Arca Series background. Ty Gibbs won his first race in the Xfinity Series at Daytona.
Ty Gibbs (Professional stock-car driver) won a race today!
by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
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Profanity

A word to use in place of a cuss word to make it kosher.
"What's up, profanities!?" "How the profanity are you?" "You know what?! Profanity you!" "AMERICA, PROFANITY YEAH!"
by Set_it_to_wumbo November 2, 2011
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