Dead president

JIMMY IS DEAD!!!! HE'S SO 100!!!!!

He's a dead president, and he died now!

by January 12, 2025 January 12, 2025

The President's Window Challenge

A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.

"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".

by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016

the president of the world

the president of the world is lu she is the most interesting person alive, obama’s best friend.

person: “ lu is the funniest person alive”
person2: “ I totally agree 💯💯”
The president of the world: “ boi what tha fak”

by slipknotlover0.68.0 August 20, 2021

Simp President

A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto

Yo you’ve heard of the new Simp President
Yeah he’s pretty kool

by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021

Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

The office of the Former President

The Office of the Former President (N) Noun :Location:
On January 25th, 2021, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” The Office will be responsible for managing Mr. Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance his "America first" agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.

This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.

Before Donald Trump there was no Office of the president Elect, or The office of the Former President, this is because Donald Trump is a creator. He creates, Jobs, Prosperity, Hope, Opportunity zones, freedom, stronger military , american greatness!

by BDHN January 26, 2021

President Kermit

The president that america needs

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen

by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024