(adj.) Something recently acquired that, due to inferior construction, breaks before you can use it, making it useless, e.g. cheap bin liners, corporate gift pens, etc.
A: Hey, this pen I was given when attending that workshop is really shiny but it doesn’t write.
B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.
B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.
by W. T. Figo November 18, 2010
When you and your friends need a legitament reason to all gather together at ones house to enjoy food, alcohol and any other legal (or non legal) drugs; too soon in November to be considered actual Friendsgiving.
Hey , buddy, since it’s only November 5th we should have pre Friendsgiving at my place since you’re hosting Friendsgiving at yours.
by Wolf_man_22 November 14, 2017
Talking to someone who has feelings for you but you don't have feelings for them (or vice versa) to then see if the person who doesn't have feelings can develop them
Simon likes Danielle but Danielle doesn't like Simon, but they're pre talking so something might start
by Definition definitions April 11, 2016
The wednesday night you get together with your friends and drink large amounts of whiskey to show you have what it takes to hang with the saturday crowd.
I really want to go to Terry's party this weekend but i was told i have to attend pre-saturday first to get an invite
by FGCinHB January 28, 2018
Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.
So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink
So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink
Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.
Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!
Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!
Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!
Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!
by mr_bob_harris October 07, 2010
Paul:Derick, your rippers arent near as good as mine.
Derick: Why?
Paul: Look at them, you obviously have some pre rippage goin on there.
Derick: Why?
Paul: Look at them, you obviously have some pre rippage goin on there.
by cyko420 January 20, 2010
by OBird November 06, 2020