mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023

gyat paranoia

When you have a big booty and you think every inaudible whisper is someone talking about it

"I could've sworn they were talking about my ass. Maybe I just have gyat paranoia."

by lavajellybeans October 31, 2023

《¤》Paranoid《¤》paraUnoid《¤》paranoiD《¤》

What I call genders who are addicted to suppositories.

Person 1: Are you addicted to suppositories?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: 《¤》Paranoid《¤》paraUnoid《¤》paranoiD《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.

Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh

by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025

Shit Panorama

A run on or continual shit post or meme chain.

I'm taking you seriously, sorry for the shit panorama

by Anonfatality May 3, 2025

Raider Paranoia

The overwhelming anxiety experienced by players of Arc Raiders; wherein the player is jittery and plagued by a consistent fear of a.) being shot in the back while looting or attacking enemies; b.) being attacked and knocked while extracting from a round; or c.) being overwhelmed by Arc enemies and left to crawl to death out in the wild. Other experiences may vary and contribute to this condition.

Don’t play with Todd, he has Raider Paranoia and shoots any person or thing that moves.

Sorry, I’m hanging back so far, hyper-watching the skies, and moving slowly, team. I have Raider Paranoia.

by JamKamDiddly January 11, 2026

Pan Pan Panoli

An over-cooked takeaway chicken Chow Mein.

This Pan Pan Panoli is delicious

by borky July 5, 2019