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premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.
Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."
by catherineroxit October 1, 2010
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wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman .
Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.
by akimb0 April 25, 2011
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Flanagan poking

The famous flanagan poke is often seen as an innocent hello to the untrained eye when in fact it is something much more underhand. It is a signal of sexual intent and it basically means she wants to ravage your naked body. Poking back is like a contract agreement, promising flanagan that she can get her dirty scouse hands on you.
When an innocent girl say Nicola is attacked without even realising it is an example of a flanagan poking
by davids33 November 14, 2011
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Just Posting it.

A term used when someone is fucking the dog or does not want to do work.
by UNKNOWN411 October 16, 2012
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Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.
Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.
by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014
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Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.
Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.
by Smith Words June 2, 2014
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show posting

A "show posting" occurs when you have secured a new job with the recruiting manager and then the organizations, kicks off the "job posting!, but you know the corporate process is bullshit as you have already secure the position, it is a facade, only a show to check the "corporate process" checkbox.
A friend knows a VP on Bank of America, who could offer you a management position talk to her to secure the job and the she will complete the "show posting" corporate process
by Corporate_Job March 11, 2015
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