Pot Potato

A person who smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Weed Whale

"Yeah man, there was this fat chick who sold weed to all the kids in my school, a real Pot Potato."

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017

Crock Pot

A crock pot is a woman who can comfortably conceal $ 15.00 worth of mixed fresh produce in her baby cavern.

Sheila been around, she's a total Crock Pot!!

by Lightning Strike February 20, 2023

unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.

Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.

by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015

pot slob

Some body who will smoke any kind cannabis they can get they're hands on with a total disregard to quality or form.

Ok, so I was cleaning out my pipe yesterday and tommy came along asked "how much do you want for that rez ball" what a pot slob!

How can you smoke that shit, I found it the trash its gotta be like 3 years old, you're such a pot slob!

by Cuntz and Bluntz December 6, 2009

pot ass

say but he got a pot on his ass

AYO WASSUP POT ASS

by OhHeyLookAPotato January 22, 2021

Predator Pots

Pots that are specifically designed to look like animals.

Look at Tyler's collection of predator pots. They make him look pathetic.

by 1_qwazzle477 April 8, 2021

meat in the pot

When you finally get the dick in and afterwards you get the stank dick

meat in the pot: Put the dick in and suffer because you a fuckboy

by Godofball April 1, 2015