pirate door

when y about to smash yo girl in the ass and she won't let it in

my girl made a pirate door om me

pirate door by JULEMAND666 January 23, 2018

Pirate eye 

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

Pirate eye by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018

pirate ship 

A house or apartment inhabited by mostly men; like a frathouse or a trap house

Girl 1: How was your date last night? Did he take you home?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah but he lives on a total pirate ship...

pirate ship by Fluffbutt May 12, 2018

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

pirate ship poo by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

Pirate-selfie 

A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.

-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.

Pirate-selfie by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018

Pirate sauce 

A mixture of diarrhea men and women come finely grated to we’re it’s just liquid

Jerry and Molly were thirsty so they made some pirate sauce

Pirate sauce by Yummy mommy December 26, 2018

Pirate Shipping 

When you stick you dick between your legs and bend over, showing your asshole and penis hole toward the same direction, and begin to piss or jizz.

Pete was Pirate Shipping Matteo in the locker room yesterday. He got cum all over the place.

Pirate Shipping by 420GoBrotherRice69 March 22, 2019