crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.

OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

by random gangsta April 18, 2008

tube sock pigeon

you cumed so much in a condom that it looks like pigeon in a tube sock

aww man that hurt when i made that tube sock pigeon last night.

by cousin skeeter69 November 23, 2009

Frighten a pigeon with wine

used as an innuendo for dirty talk (in Hebrew), meaning- "You cannot use a dick to make threat on a whore".
means that when one is already well adjusted to harsh conditions , they cannot be used against him as a punishment or as means of intimidation and persuasion

person A says: "I heard they might give you the noisiest dorm room"
person B replies: "So what. You know, you don't frighten a pigeon with wine. In the last year my trailer was parked 10 feet from the railway"

by Dante March 13, 2005

Pigeon looking for bread

Someone who begs for attention and they’re always doing the most.

“Yo Sam have you have you met Mike yet?”

“Yeah he’s a pigeon looking for bread”

by Taeeee February 22, 2023

BALD BREASTED PIGEON

BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.

Hey, Charley...is that a flesh colored belt buckle or are you doing the bald breasted pigeon?

by doogleberg July 9, 2009

losing a cockfight to a pigeon

To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.

Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:

Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.

by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020

Timmies fried pigeons

Hi! Welcome to timmies fried pigeons!
Here’s our menu:

Deep fried pigeons

Regular fried pigeons

Chongyun’s chilled fried pigeon

Fried duck

Xialings spicy pigeon

Person 1: Diluc just killed all timmies pigeons!
Person 2: I know, it’s for his restaurant timmies fried pigeons

by Venti Barbados December 1, 2021