Ass Penny

You know those pennies that are about 100 years old and looked like they were shoved up your ass? Yeah, those are these pennies.

Person: What type of penny is that?
Me: Oh this? This is an ass penny.

by Maxawesome7 January 25, 2020

penny

a huge bitch who is super ugly and weird and always likes guys but won't admit it (Marko)

I hate pennys

by lizmmmmm June 6, 2019

Penny

Penny is someone who is extremely apologetic, often annoying others who she apologises to. She wishes she was scary however she has never been scary in her life. If you ever marry a Penny then be aware of the cuteness overload of her attempt to be scary and look angry.

Pffft you’re not scary, typical Penny

by ThatOnePenny November 30, 2020

quarter among pennies

Token white person within in a group of minorities.

PoPo stopped us for no reason. Sure glad we had our quarter with us. He told his boy in blue we were straight.
It's always good to have a quarter among pennies.

by Domoviyr July 22, 2016

Pretty penny not short of a daffodil

Nice people who are very wealthy but are very friendly and not pretentious.

"They're on a serious pay packet but they're a pretty penny not short of a daffodil!"

by Xbexster October 10, 2025

Penny

A slur against gays (homosexuals) due to their ability to corrode and their cheap value. In the late 1900s, gays were called pennies due to being cheap and easy to access.

Look at that penny over there! He falters to the whims of any man who passes him by.

by PennybeProud March 13, 2024

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021