pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

Pens pencils down

The deafening phrase used in the torturous chambers of a math class. This phrase is said while banging on the desk with a ruler, preferably breaking it, simply for the satisfaction gained from your pain. There is no annoyance like this one, as this will happen at any sudden moment. There is no reason behind why it is said, or if it is for specific situations. However all I know is after experiencing this, you will see the world for what it truly is. Beware.

Class: *Completely silent*
Teacher: *suddenly banging ruler on desk* PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *sobbing* Ms please, we are doing nothing wrong...
*ruler shatters*
Teacher: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *dies*

by lesbiandad May 14, 2018

Pencil dick

Jeremy colvacine very small and has no fucking use

Jeremy has a small pencil dick

by Kingpinroast June 2, 2016

Pencil

Something you will need because your to fucking lazy to go to the dollar store and buy your own

Go get your own fucking pencil

by ctrl+alt+delete ur mother November 11, 2022

pencil man

A subsequent man with a small penis

That kid is a pencil man

by daddykade September 8, 2021

colored pencils

types of pencils that when you draw/color it will show up a as the color you used .

I was drawing/coloring a dragon I colored it red with a little green I made the eyes blue . I gave this to my mom . I did this all with colored pencils . HOPE YOU LOVED IT HAVE A GREAT DAY .

by bossy pants November 10, 2022

Docky Pencils

Verb; The act of putting three pencils up your dick hole or someone else's.

Person #1: Hey look, Ryan Gosling has docky pencils
Person #2: WTF is a docky pencil
Person #1: It's when you put three pencils up your dick hole
Person #1: WTF

by Schquagadangleschnit June 14, 2016