EZ Pass

When you drop an absolute monster log of a shit and you go to wipe and the paper is clean on the first swipe.

Yo dog I just shit a fucking behemoth and scored an EZ pass on the first swipe!

by Blackls1pontiac April 12, 2021

pass the guitar

you talk to much!! let the others speak

me. man, calm down! pass the guitar
other. yeah we had listen you all night
him. ok, sorry

by da shrink November 10, 2007

Nonce Pass

A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.

Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.

by Boniitti July 08, 2019

Passed a fluff

the feminine way to say that you've passed gas otherwise known as a FART.

Tina--"O to the M to the G!!!! Becky must have passed a fluff!"

Barbie--"Like, yeah!! Smells so bad, I'm wondering if she shit in her pants?!"

by MandyGB August 06, 2009

Ratio Pass

The act of ignoring a "Ratio" comment.

"Ratio!"
"..."
"Damn dude, you just got ratio passed."

by kodachromic April 20, 2022

Fail Pass

A slip of paper given to an individual that does an action considered a "FAIL".

"Hey man, go to FailPasses.com and print out a Fail Pass for me, my little brother tried riding his bike across water...."

by WordMasterDude May 15, 2010

Passing the Baton

A man or woman shits into the asshole of another person

Sandy and I were Passing the Baton before work and now I won't be able to shit right for a week.

by A.J. Johns August 13, 2007