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parachute

When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it
man you got a great toke off that parachute
by Pothead January 13, 2005
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GOLDEN PARACHUTE

When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!
by nasty bitch!!! April 10, 2011
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parachute

Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.
If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...
by adventureboy April 19, 2009
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raspberry parade

its the art of putting raspberries, in your partners vagina, or anus, and then putting your fingers or penis in there and having a little parade, with your HOMEWRECKER!!!! WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
benny liked to put raspberries in jeff's anus and then put his homewrecker in jeff's anus, and enjoy's the hell out of raspberry parade!!!!
by CARL "BIG DADDY" RUSH August 11, 2006
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Parachute

When a man farts into a woman's vagina
She was sleeping and I parachuted her.

She loves the parachute.
by Dawn Dropkick, Murphystattooin December 24, 2012
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Bulls On Parade

A group of fat chicks dressed up, but still messy, to go out and hunt for men.
Dude, check out those bulls on parade. i don't care how drunk it am, don't let me go home with one of them.
by BeachTiffany July 13, 2012
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rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.
I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad
by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014
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