by bregalston September 26, 2010

Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008

Creepy
Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.
He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.
Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"
Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.
He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.
Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 13, 2005

by lrallis May 27, 2016

by The_real_papa_John January 28, 2022

1. A completly white two piece suit usually worn with a black jacket on top worn by old men in south korea. Similar to what the pope wears
Huddled in the corner were the old men in there papa-san suits. Each suit white as snow and each guy laughing.
by Theamazinggeek January 15, 2019

Papa Joo Dominos is a 27 year old male who works at Dominos making and delivering pizzas. He has blue hair, which is in a new style everyday and always wears a hat. His physical appearance is dirty beat up Vans, jeans and a faded red white and blue triangle patterned sweatshirt over his black Dominos shirt, and a stubby beard. He is also a drug addict and alcoholic with sleep insomnia and depression. Usual papa Joo is quiet and doesn't communicate with anyone but his dog, which he secretly snuck into his dirty rundown apartment, JoJoo. JoJoo is a cocker spaniel who sleeps all day. Fun, right. Well one day while Papa Joo is making pizzas, a mysterious green girl comes in and speaks with the manager. He watches very closely and finds out she wants a job. Not long after, the girl whose name is SNAKU is introduced to Papa Joo. Papa Joo has Love-at-first-sight-syndrome and loves SNAKU at first sight. But of course since he's antisocial, he carn't tell her that. After many weeks Papa Joo gets snapchat and asks SNAKU if she has it. SNAKU says yes and thus starts a journey of Papa Joo and SNAKU.
by Papa Joo Dominos December 31, 2017
