Magic juju tape

Technicolored tape that holds your bones and muscles together.

Do you carry any magic juju tape??? My physical therapist recommended it.

by Katanabele July 15, 2019

On the Tape

When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.

"Are you on the tape?"

"What?"

"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"

OR

"You on the tape?"

"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."

by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021

bum tape

another word for toilet paper.

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!

by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017

Packing Tape

Pertaining to one’s butthole and/or butthole stuff

“Hey, do you have any Packing Tape?”
Would translate to:
“Hey, can I see that butthole?”
Or
“Can we get some Packing Tape”
Would translate to:
“Can we do some butthole stuff?”

by KindDingaling June 10, 2025

Drop The Tape

Let me see the video of you having sex or giving head.

Me: “Drop the tape.”
Her: “Tape?”
Me: “Sex tape.”

by WeLikeCake December 6, 2023

Video tape

A lot of young people today have no idea what a "video tape" is, and might think it's a complicated and discreet suicide method, in which case they'd be horribly wrong. So i'm here to tell people about it. A video tape is a roll of thin magnetic tape with magnetic video storing. (specifically, iron oxide) To work, it needs to be decoded with a suitable machine, which is where the tape player comes into play. Finally, it uses a little motorized wheel to move the tape, and speed can be controlled, or you could rewind it. Video tapes (or cassettes) could be rented in stores, with the most prominent rental bussiness being Blockbuster, and these stores also had specific machines meant just for rewinding the tapes.

I just rented Home Alone from Blockbuster, this new "video tape" technology is awesome!

by icantthinkofaname117 December 17, 2025

Duct Tape

The only universal slang. It sticks to what you use it with. It can mean anything you want it to mean, depending on how you say it.

New shoes? Those are duct tape, bro.

You liked ALL of her pics...Bruh.. duct tape.

> I can’t make it tonight, I have to work.
> Damn that’s some duct tape.

> You lying?

> I’m not lying, man, duct tape.

by Espeoh May 20, 2021