Hegged the hog

Trimming of the male pubic area

Hegged the hog before I go over to Sarah’s place

by God damn it bobby January 15, 2018

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HOG Daddy

Harley Davidson rider’s version of a Mack Daddy

“He’s the HOG Daddy of that biker club!”

by Roadrunner 503 March 10, 2019

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belting the hog

Masturbating. Usually describes the male action because of the implied aggression and virility in the phrase.

Don't come over for another half hour or so, Ellie Mae. I'm gonna be busy belting the hog.

by Elton Ryder April 15, 2009

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Hog humper

A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.

Wow - check out that guys hog humper!

Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!

Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!

by Little Lord Schmuck September 1, 2013

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a wild animal that is known to invade houses, killing all animals, eating anything, raping fellow wildlife, and in some cases hunting down Indians. Feral hogs are also known enemies of polar bears, kangaroos, giraffes, and in some cases penguins and unicorns. Known allies big foot, yeti, and Texas walker ranger. Warning if you see a feral hog don't run stare it strait in the eye and go for a nut shot with your foot or hand. "foot works best"

feral hogs, Manbearpig, Mrs. Clinton, wild child, George the monkey, and Ben Franklin.

by hoghimself July 27, 2010

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