Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012

Take a jizz

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

by Joseph smith123 December 14, 2017

Take off

To leave in a hurry without explanation.

To leave in a hurry rudely

To get the @#-@ out!

Sarcastic saying

A person says to you; hey how you doing... But they are not right with you.... You say, TAKE OFF!

by Michellemybell 88 December 27, 2020

Taking a Cruz

To casually depart for greener pastures at a time when those you serve find themselves in greatest need.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thanos, Magneto, Doctor Doom, Ultron, the Chitauri and Topher Grace have joined forces and are assaulting Avengers Mansion! We need reinforcements now!

IRON MAN: Wish I could help, but I'm taking a Cruz and jetting off to Cancun now. Best of luck!

by revnorb February 19, 2021

take it to the dump

When a native canadian woman get's anal sex from a white man.

Hey guys, I wanna "take it to the dump" with cindy tonight.

by marcelmarechal July 15, 2010

Taking a paugh

The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.

"Hey Richard, are you about done shitting? We gotta go! You better be taking a paugh!"

by WonderBread10 April 12, 2013

takes the gravy

Relating to fellatio, "taking the gravy" means allowing the man come in one's mouth then swallowing his ejaculatory discharge and leaving his organ completely clean.

What a babe! she only gives the best head on the coast, but she also takes the gravy.

by aum108 May 27, 2011