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spicy crab

When a male lightly dusts their genitals in Old Bay seasoning prior to entering their partner.
Brad - “Do you have any old bay?”
Chad - “Sorry, I gave my GF the spicy crab last night and I’m fresh out
by Md crab boy July 3, 2023
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Crab Dick

A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.
Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!
by Shawn Edgar October 19, 2017
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Arts and Crabs

Using pubic hair to make arts and crafts projects. Crabs not necessary.
“I shaved my pubes last night.” “Oh, man, give me the hair, I wanna make some arts and crabs.”
by badgirl22 December 3, 2018
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money crab

A money crab is a person who loves money and is very stingy. The crab in the detention is reference to Mr Krabs from Spongebob who has the same characteristics as a crab Jew. Crab jews love to wrap their claws around some change they found on the ground.
Dylan was called a Money Crab when he started charging interest on the $.50 he loaned to a friend.
by The ginger December 3, 2018
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Crab secret

The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.
"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."

"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."
by spaceunderscore November 5, 2023
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Crab Dick

type your defenition here...
its a crab dick why did you wanna know
by ¨crab dick inspector February 24, 2017
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Shirt Crab

When Emily is done eating crab and goes home and her husband finds crab on her shirt!
Emily save shirt crab for later!
by Shirt crab May 21, 2018
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