excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.
Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.
by Commander_Shepard December 14, 2018
Get the Mudbutt Crabsmug. by TGIFreitag January 16, 2017
Get the Dune Crabmug. type your defenition here...
by ¨crab dick inspector February 24, 2017
Get the Crab Dickmug. by Karlsays April 26, 2015
Get the crab catchermug. by Shirt crab May 21, 2018
Get the Shirt Crabmug. when you put your legs through the sleeves of an oversized sweater(upside down), then put your arms inside of the sweater, pull the sweater over your head and crouch down
by nugget in a blazer November 18, 2018
Get the fucking crabmug. The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.
"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."
"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."
"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."
by spaceunderscore November 5, 2023
Get the Crab secretmug.