Crab Dick

A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.

Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!

by Shawn Edgar October 18, 2017

crab catcher

Another name for a mustache

Officer Farva has quite a magnificent crab catcher!

by Karlsays April 26, 2015

Shirt Crab

When Emily is done eating crab and goes home and her husband finds crab on her shirt!

Emily save shirt crab for later!

by Shirt crab April 05, 2018

Crab Slag

Crab Slag AKA A slow moving Swamp Donkey on the cheap

I fell asleep before that crab Slag could satisfy me....

by Seven77777 January 17, 2018

Arts and Crabs

Using pubic hair to make arts and crafts projects. Crabs not necessary.

“I shaved my pubes last night.” “Oh, man, give me the hair, I wanna make some arts and crabs.”

by badgirl22 December 03, 2018

Hermit-Crabbing

Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.

"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."

by CornBlake September 18, 2017

Cum Crab

When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.

Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.

by Bambamjimmyjam May 06, 2023