Re-Stained the Deck

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.

Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.

by Restainer September 26, 2021

Deck head

A person who only judges a house and/or person by the quality of there porch and deck.

Man that guy is such a deck head

by SKYTURTLE March 19, 2018

riley deck

A bitch ass hoe that won’t FaceTime me.

Riley Deck is a WHOLE PHAG who vapes🤢 But he’s a hot mf and we should fr hang😉

by Mark Harton March 23, 2018

Color Decked

Spanking someone's ass with a Sherwin Williams color deckof paint colors

I color decked her ass and then super painted her.

by Mister superman October 31, 2015

kill deck Bastards

A name given to someone who uses a kill deck in marvel snap

Person 1:dude i finally made it to omega but those kill deck Bastards are still everywhere

Person 2:yeah man there god damn parasites

by bobiscool533 April 26, 2025

deck lord

When you continuously put mei's Ice wall in front of a sniper's position in blizzard,s game, Overwatch.

I was trying to play widowmaker, but that guy was being a major deck lord.

by Ace Easy July 29, 2018

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023