by Yoder McConagay November 1, 2007

When the toilet water splashes up on your butt-crack and privates after excreting a large turd. Also known as "Splash Back" or "Back Splash".
by Doc. Deuce February 8, 2010

by awesomekid5 October 24, 2009

by johnnystan123 January 21, 2019

When someone has Christmas lights in quantity, but not quality. Lights of all sorts are often just thrown onto the lawn, and chain lights are usually still un-strung. Lights are usually in full view, but are never turned on, especially at night.
We went to go look at all the Christmas lights last night... most people on this town have Johnny Lights.
by Scraphê December 20, 2009

oh my, Johnny Depp!! He's hot, part native american, and also a very talented actor.
he's so f*ckin sexy!!
he's so f*ckin sexy!!
by Mrs. Depp May 7, 2004

A Movie God. Extremley Talented Actor. Intense Genius. Amazingly Attractive. Has The Lure Of The Unatainable. Embodies Lust. TALENT at its best.
by "The One" September 2, 2003
