Noah

a fag who likes to start shit for no reason. no one likes him because he thinks he's better than everyone else. he's a total douche because he blames everything he does on someone else.

"Noah is a fucktard that people can't stand"

by I_am_your_daddy_69 July 18, 2016

Noah

fat ass mother trucker that likes to 720 insta-swap on black ops 2, and play with his clan.(also cant spell)

"bro your such a noah"

by vex_slayer123 September 5, 2016

Noah

ass, asshole, complete dick. but you love him.

Omg your such a Noah, but i love you!

by kimmy21 January 16, 2014

Noah

Noah is extremely stupid . he makes the most annoying noises that will make your ear's bleed.

Guy one: I saw this really fat stupid guy in the hall
Guy two:HE MUST BE A NOAH

by LuvLolAutym October 17, 2017

Noah

A fuckin noob who can't even get a 10 kill streak in cod because of his lack in penis strength he jerks off to owen wilson and has had many plastic surgeries done to look like a ninja turtle his favourite movie is marmaduke and loves drinking mountain due while surfing a sick calabunga

"Hey you see noah"
Na i can't touch that sweet piece off ass cause of my restraining order dab"

by Boygothacked July 26, 2018

Noah

Has a massive cock

damn Noah is huge in the pants

by xxxddffff October 29, 2018

Noah

A shit bad deplorable vegetable, who relies only on others to get what he needs. Bonus points if transgender cuck who believes they are entitled to others respect.

"did you hear what Noah did yesterday?"
"Nope, and I couldn't care less about what they did."

by noahl310 April 15, 2019