Weenie

A term usually used to describe a weak male that is a complete pussy, and acts like a little bitch. If this guy found himself in prison he would get his stuff taken from him, would get beat up, and most likely get turned out by a Booty Bandit, but in the free world his girlfriend wears the pants in the relationship, and he probably likes shit in and around his asshole.

Justin's a fuckin weenie fuck

by Megabackwood November 2, 2022

Weenis

You probably thought that this meant a males' genitalia. No. It's a fucking part of your elbow. Skin. On your elbow. Fucking moron.

Gary: Look at my weenis.
John: Fuck no I don't wanna look at your penis.
Jack: Your a fucking idiot John, a fucking idiot.
Gary: Yeah it's a part of your elbow.
Jack: Shut up Gary.
John: *Gunshot*
Jack: HOLY SHIT YOU KILLED GARY.
John: Fuck you *Gunshot*

by Suck my big willy di- March 23, 2020

weenis

your elbows foreskin

guy 1: woah man that's a nice weenis you got there, can i lick it?
guy 2: yeah man thats a great idea, you gotta find it first!

by womanconsumer69 April 19, 2019

Weenie Peepee

A tiny micropenis

This here is my weenie peepee

by livypoo December 3, 2020

Houdini weenie

Someone who cant keep theyre silly willy in there pantsy wantsy, and it always finds a way out like Houdini.

Jerome is such a Houdini weenie, 3 girls in one night. He really can't stop it from escaping.

by MOMO THE WIZARD April 28, 2022

Weenie

Weenie in magic the gathering and other (online) trade card games means : ' a weak creature/monster'.

Weenie decks , are decks with many weak creatures that often get alot of buffs and often need alot of teamwork in large numbers.

'Hey, I have made a weenie deck today and it is strong against midrange.'

by Neacher March 20, 2017

weenie syndrome

When your friends want to hangout with you but you don't want to for no good reason or because you have "excuses" that aren't worthy of ditching your friends.

Man that Kendall girl is suffering from weenie syndrome tonight

by Noweeniesyndromehere September 5, 2016