by Strowbyca March 15, 2024

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.
The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

IF either of us are alive. If I die, nothing stops the spiral. If you die, nothing happens and no one cares. Well, no one who matters. I know it'll increase exponentially but I have no idea at what rate.
Hym "If there is a next summer. Climate change is getting reeeeeal bad. And if you try to do anything other than flip the switch.... The same thing that happened when you DID rescue the astronauts is going to happen again except WORSE."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

by Mallardmc January 12, 2022

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞
by The Bat Named Bird July 29, 2021
