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The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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Maybe Next Year

1. Person 1: I forgot to walk my dogs today.

Person 2: Oh well, maybe next year.
2. Ugly Guy: Hey lets meet up.

Girl: Yeah, maybe next year.
by dolce and gabbana July 18, 2017
mugGet the Maybe Next Yearmug.

Next Semester

A song by the ohio boys (twenty one pilots) in which clancy gets run over by a car and turned into a pancake

lmao imagine being a pancake
HEY KID GET OUT OF THE ROAD
Friend: what are you listening to
Me: Next Semester by twenty one pilots
Friend: lol imagine being run over by a car
mugGet the Next Semestermug.

Next level

Some shit stupid people say because they never bothered to learn any adjectives.
The way that guy can pick his nose with his whole fist is some next level type shit.
by Bobo68 November 29, 2020
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side braid next to ear

Small braid worn on the side of a mans head behind his ear indicates he’s feeling sexual tension towards other men and wants to be dominated and gang raped by 13 multi-racial bikers with baby cocks .
The guy with a side braid next to ear is a fag
by Dendai February 15, 2024
mugGet the side braid next to earmug.

bank will open again next week

Bank will open again next week
Bank will open again next week
by Strowbyca March 15, 2024
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Gone Until Next Tuesday

Instead of calling someone a cunt (c u next tuesday) politely, this is a way of calling someone a gunt (Gone until next tuesday). Refer to "Gunt" for proper definition.
"She's got one hell of a gone until next tuesday"
by Slaughtrus November 15, 2011
mugGet the Gone Until Next Tuesdaymug.

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