news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".

The news reader is lying as usual.

by b. schauerte December 30, 2006

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new crop

The term "new crop" refers to the new batch of women that come with a girl when she starts dating your friend (ie. her best friends, acquaintances, family members) and that YOU will have the opportunity of meeting. Much like a farmer with a new harvest... Therefore new crop!

Friend A - Bro, I met this fine ass hottie named Emily at the gym...

Friend B - New crop!

Friend A - for sure! Imma hit her up so we can all go out.

by FreddyBoyFanPage April 4, 2014

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New Iberia

The most lit small town in Louisiana. It’s sorta a mini New Orleans. All the thick girls all the gangster boys. And white people mixed in one. Everybody on rotation. Everyday we lit !

“Oh you date that boy from the b (new Iberia), he got a brother?”

by Alittlebucketofhope April 9, 2019

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New Atlantis

New Orleans, Louisiana. . It's only a matter of time.

grandson- "whatever happened to Mardi Gras grandpa?"

grandfather- "Long ago the city went underwater. It is now called New Atlantis."

by Vajitarian November 30, 2011

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New Malta

Portsmouth, a city on the South Coast of the UK, known to many as New Malta following an ad campaign by a British Rail Company inviting people to visit the NEW Malta for fares as little as £1.

Mate! I'd much rather a night out on the razz in New Malta than Scumhampton!

by williamez September 10, 2010

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