Raymond's Mustache is a God tier entity which has assimilated with Raymond's upper lip. This mustache is in fact sentient and has partial control over Raymond's actions, thoughts, and decisions. The mustache has existed long before Raymond has been alive, however, Raymond is the mustache's favorite host thus far. This mustache's biological trail can be traced back to the early 18th century, its first host was Black Beard.
The Biology
The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
The Biology
The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
by Lusamyne February 13, 2021
by MrBubbleBukake March 03, 2015
1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 23, 2020
When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.
Created by Ma Dukes.
Created by Ma Dukes.
by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014
I have decided to be a mustache-man... At least for today... Andrew Schultz was right... I might not go out in public like this (because I look like a homo) but I might literally be both Omni-Man and Escanor so... I almost have to be a mustache man...
Hym "I am become a Mustache-Man... So why is my upper lip still cold? My jaw is shaved but it isn't cold... Is it wet? Yeah... A little bit... No... Something ain't right here..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
by amoneybitch December 08, 2008
A mustache that has one side longer than the other. Thin and wispy. A person who needs some shaving lessons
by Befastanater May 01, 2018