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James Murphy

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Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Taylah Murphy

taylah murphy could be described as a tryhard, wannabe, stupid, dumb bitch, not-really-but-tries-to-be-slut. nobody REALLY likes her and shes literally the most annoying fucking person ever. leaving hate comments on little girls tryhard youtube video is the only heroic thing she has ever done.
Holly: OMG did . you see taylah murphy she needs to get her face fixed
Taylah's Mum: i know right i lowkey hate her
by T-fizzle dawg October 15, 2018
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Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.
I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
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Murphy

Murphy is a fun loving friend. she is a jokester at times but is gery focused when she needs to be. She is very responsible and is very helping. She is smart, but doesnt think she is. She will make fun of you, but in the end its all a joks. She is always up with the latest trends. She always knows how to make someone feel better and get them to laugh. She can always hang out when you are free. Murphy is a great best friend.
Liliana: omg that murphy girl seems so nice!
Ella: ya, she is super nice and very funny
by Poopybuttfacehole4375 November 24, 2018
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Murphy's Syndrome

A (mostly eradicated) disease where an adult-oriented film/franchise is heavily reworked for children, or at least for a family-friendly audience due to its toyetic potential. Murphy's Syndrome was most prevalent from the 70s to the 90s, with specific examples including Rambo, The Toxic Avenger, The Mask, and Alien. It's a syndrome because nobody fucking knows why some stuffed shirts thought such a practice would be a good idea.

The name derives from the real name of RoboCop, Alex Murphy, one of the most well-known victims of the disease, having two shitty cartoons, a bland live-action show that only lasted one season, and two PG-13 rated films that nobody likes.
My cousin Chris grew up with RoboCop: Alpha Commando, not realizing that it was the result of Murphy's Syndrome.
by Hoagy Macintosh January 2, 2024
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Murphy Field

From Murphy's Law: an area of bad luck, misfortune, unlikely accidents, etc. surrounding a person or even a place. Sometimes affects others more than the focus. Can be specific to certain things like electronics, cooking, relationships, travel, etc.
My Murphy Field is especially strong; I am the Death of Electronics.
by FreddieSpaghetti December 26, 2023
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