bollock munch

1. to enjoy having someones or somethings bollocks in your mouth

2. a random insult you shout when your pissed off

the idea came from the greatest thing on the web red vs blue i addapted there phrase cockbite

1. "that caitlin likes bollock munching"

2. "oi you fuckin bollock munch, get the fuck away from my girl"

bollock munch by Sammy_O May 9, 2007

lag munch 

Someone who is playing a game online, either via console or pc, who has a crappy internet connection and or is downloading a huge file, that lags up a game, making everybody lag, therefore RUINING the game.

"What the hell! that guy is disappearing and appearing , I can't shoot him!, What a lag munch!"

lag munch by Mr.Xbox January 15, 2009

Credit Munch 

You are on the credit munch if you are combating the credit crunch by producing low cost tasty food on a budget.

"When you go shopping tonight don't forget that we are in the credit munch"

"credit munch dinner tonight kids !"

Credit Munch by ChicGriff March 21, 2009

Lumberjack brunch munch 

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.

Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.

Lumberjack brunch munch by bASS201 November 2, 2018

pussy munch 

The act of eating the pussy of a sweet sexy woman until she cums or begs you to stop. The act of orally making the pussy swell and contract by licking and sucking the pussy repeatedly.

I would love to have a pussy munch with the new girl at work. There is nothing like a good pussy munch to make my cock rock hard.

pussy munch by pantyplunderer December 31, 2010

muff munch

One who likes to go down on, eat, and somewhat munch the genitals of a female.

I'm so into pussy, I'd muff munch your mum anyday.

muff munch by danny May 14, 2003

Pump-and-munch 

A threesome, male female female.

Hey angel, want to join megan and mike for a pump-and-munch?

Pump-and-munch by Dr Rock June 11, 2006