The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.
by SirDunnsalot January 01, 2021
A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.
by Larsey January 13, 2016
by Codybrooks October 23, 2017
Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.
by Jess1234572947292 July 01, 2015
The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.
by Greg J.B March 21, 2007
a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.
A smaller version of a douche bag
A smaller version of a douche bag
by Geekslady February 14, 2011
The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".
by Duderonomus Rex August 13, 2009