A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.
Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:
GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
by MrFuneralFog February 26, 2011
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by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020
Get the Mask muffin mug.An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.
I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.
Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.
Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.
by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021
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A smaller version of a douche bag
A smaller version of a douche bag
by Geekslady March 1, 2011
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