Love Muffin

only the sweetest souls, not to mention incrEdibly humourous,gifted,juiciest,fascinating, intriguing, FIT,caring,loving, talented nd BEAUTIFUL angels of the earth x
Wow, I love my friends so much. All of them are absolute love muffins.
by solomonnnnn November 26, 2019
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Wrinkle Muffin

A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.
Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:

GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.
by MrFuneralFog February 09, 2011
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Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.
Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!
by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 26, 2010
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rat muffin

Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.
Oh that rat muffin is so annoying!
by Jess1234572947292 July 01, 2015
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Ass Muffin

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.
zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!
by Greg J.B March 21, 2007
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Douche Muffin

a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.

A smaller version of a douche bag
Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.
by Geekslady February 14, 2011
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Muffin chops

The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".
Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.
by Duderonomus Rex August 13, 2009
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