montereq

When Montereq flexes all girls can not resist his muscularity. Is known to be funny and Breathe taking . Has a weakness for persistantly chasing women until they fall in love with him. If your name is Quinn or Lexi watch out !

Monty montereq

by ud.onlytruth January 22, 2014

Moner

Hot mom boner; updated milf

I have such a moner for Rachel's mon

by Hairwrecka August 25, 2016

monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016

monternet

Used by people all around the world (mainly Scotland) as an excuse when their internet turns off randomly

"sorry about that guys, monternet isn't working"

by ColeBatch February 19, 2017

Monterey Kid

Employee's Children; an unique group ages 35-newborn; part of the Monterey Boats Family; Friends who communicate and share different things between our parents; Loved by all

I'm proud to be a Monterey Kid! My mom works at Monterey Boats.

by The Monterey Kid May 18, 2017

Moner

A boner that you get in the morning for no reason and can't control. A Morning Boner

Son: "Good morning mom"
Mom: "Ahh hide your moner"
Son: "Sorry mom can't control it"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM April 17, 2018

Monteray

The formal name of spinach and artichoke dip.

You guys thinking crab dip or should we go with the Monteray?

by Jeffro85 July 31, 2018